Whistler Film Festival’s slogan is “Inspiring and Connecting Stories that Matter”, which is so generic I had to look it up even though it is attached to the pre-movie montage at every screening and we’ve seen ten movies in the last four days. But in the spirit of WFF’s slogan, here are some thoughts and themes inspired by our time here at the festival.
1. Consistently great Canadian movies
At least half of the movies we saw were Canadian or co-Canadian productions, and they were consistently good. Canadian content rules have conditioned me to see Canadian movies as filler and nothing more, but I need to get over that notion and Born to be Blue, How to Plan an Orgy in a Small Town, The Legend of Barney Thomson, and my favourite of the festival, River, are helping me ease into that new mindset.
2. Real-life storm porn
It’s a good thing we brought an umbrella. The local weather forecast called for 110 inches of snow this week. I didn’t bring my ruler, and most of that snow had turned into rain by the time it reached the village (which is 5,000 feet below the mountain peaks) but I think for once the meteorologists got it right. Even the rain was pleasant, though, and the thick, fluffy
snow capped off the idyllic experience in this beautiful mountain town (or more accurately, “resort municipality”, because it doesn’t seem that anyone actually lives here).
3. Technical difficulties
From long, unmoving lines in an empty 8 theatre cinema, to lines that were permitted to merge when they should have been kept separate, to triple viewings of the same commercial, to cancelled screenings, to reserving more than half the seats in a theatre for patrons who never showed, the Whistler Film Festival was an utter mess. This topic deserves its own article, so stay tuned!
4. Australians
There must be more Australians in Whistler than anywhere outside Australia. It’s absolutely insane that their accent here is more common than ours. Whether you’re in the gondolas, hotels, theatres, coffee shops, pizza places, box offices, restaurants, equipment rental places, or grocery stores, in Whistler there is no escape from talk of dingoes eating babies.
5. Uncircumcised penises and other gratuitous nudity
I lost count of the number of penises I saw this weekend. It was a lot. And I think there might have been even more times when I thought, that woman is only naked because the director/screenwriter/executive producer wanted the excuse.
Then again, this whole art instead of porn approach is one I can get on board with!
That’s all I’ve got for now but we have a five hour plane ride coming up so that will give us lots of time to come up with more to say.
Lol, looking forward to more.. Of this . Safe travels
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I’ve enjoyed your photos on Twitter. The place looks gorgeous. Looking forward to hearing more.
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It was truly beautiful out here. I’m glad the pictures turned out as well as they did (thanks, new phone!) but they’re no substitute for actually being at the top of the mountain!
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Thanks, Carrie!
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Happy landings 🙂
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Hey, there’s nothing wrong with porn. It’s just filmmaking with a lot of explicit sex and every once in a while, they churn out some decent stories. At least the filmmakers have more imagination and heart than some of the people working in Hollywood.
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The lines are getting blurred and I think that’s a good thing, as it can only help those with imagination reach a wider audience, whatever the content of their films. Because if it’s got heart I’d like to be able to see it!
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A dear friend of mine has often done tours up in Whistler. No one truly lives there unless you are a student or a ski instructor:)
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Man, 110 inches. I remember those winters. There could be polar bears wrestling in our school’s parking lot and they STILL would never cancel classes. 😡
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Ohhh I would have loved to be in all that snow! I’m sorry to hear the festival was such a mess, but it sounds like you had a great time nonetheless! Can’t wait to hear more 🙂
– Allie
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Ah man I would love to go to Whistler Film festival, but 110 inches of snow ahhhh!
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I had to chuckle at point #5. That was my major theme from TIFF this year. I was surprised by the amount of male genitalia onscreen in 2015. I guess that is what I get for picking films like Love, Chevalier, Anomalisa, to name a few. Cinema has spent years displaying the female form, so I guess it is time the men took their turn.
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Yes, with those movie on your slate at TIFF you must be able to relate! Good point about the male/female disparity. As Jay said in her Love review, that disparity is still alive and well though as far as what body parts are chosen/allowed to be shown onscreen.
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Haha, that’s right, the stop motion penis, loved it!
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110 inches of snow?! Wow!! Sounds like it was an insane time with the tech difficulties, but quite the experience nonetheless.
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I’m sorry about the bad organization! The place looks amazing 🙂
I hope you had a good trip!
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