Peak 1990s Michael Bolton was a cheesy, long haired dude who belonged in my mother’s cheesy CD collection, not mine. He was “adult contemporary” in the worst way imaginable. But then he cut off his mane and hooked up with Lonely Planet. The result?
Wait a minute: Michael Bolton has a sense of humour about himself? Indeed he does. And if you thought the above three minutes were worth a hoot, then you should definitely check out his Valentine’s special on Netflix because it’s a whole hour worth of laughs. If you’re anything like me and can’t handle sappy movies without copious eye rolls and squirms, and you think the softcore porn of Fifty Shades of Whatever is just plain undignified, finally we’ve got something you and your hunny can curl up to. Laughter makes couples stronger – trust me, it’s science.
But you certainly don’t need to be a couple to enjoy this as its basic function is to poke fun at the whole romantic notion anyway. The premise, which is a generous way to describe it, is this: Santa needs an extra 75k babies to deliver presents to by next Christmas, so Michael Bolton agrees to host a sexy telethon to inspire love\baby making. Answering the phones of this telethon include seldom-thought of celebrities such as Brooke Shields, Sinbad, and Janeane Garofalo. But that’s hardly the limit as far as celebrity cameos go. Bolton is helped by the likes of Michael Sheen, Maya Rudolph, and very briefly, his best friend Adam Scott. Plus about 2 dozen more.
Bottom line, it’s stupid. It’s quite stupid. It was the kind of stupid I enjoyed because it’s skeweringly silly, raunchy, sparkling with tongue-in-cheek homages. It’s quite reminiscent of the Bill Murray Christmas special, A Very Murray Christmas. And the truth is, Michael Bolton still sounds good. So on the rare occasion when he actually does sing, it’s perfectly pleasing. But it’s never, ever with a straight face. And that’s what makes it stupidly glorious.
[It also begs the question: what’s next? Murray got Christmas, Bolton got Valentine’s…who would you like to see tackle a holiday?]
It was stupid but good stupid. Anyone who liked the Lonely Island song you linked to will have fun watching this one.
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I like how you gave me an eyebrow for saying let’s turn it on, but you did it anyway.
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Loved the link,Michael Bolton was, like your Mum, in our 90’s record collection (he did great rock n roll till he went all ballady~big~song).
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There’s a scene in the special where he tries to reach out to “punks” (Michael Sheen is especially helpful with this) – and he breaks out the rock n roll.
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Might get to see it I hope!
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Ha! I’m so glad you posted that video because I heard about it and wanted to see it. I love when he sings, “Now back to the good part.” Too funny.
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I could hardly believe it the first time I saw it. I like that he took a risk. And in the end, rather than alienate his fan base, who probably never saw it, he reached out to a new generation and now he’s got himself a Netflix special! Way to evolve, Michael Bolton!
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Exactly!
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Totally cool when a celeb has a sense of humor about themselves. But still, I’ll pass. This looks way too stupid for me.
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Thanks for the recommendation. Think I’ll see this today with muy boyfriend.
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You’ll have to let us know whether it made you laugh!
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I don’t know if it possible to laugh for an hour but I’ll try, Jay. FOR YOU!
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Ha, I admit, I did watch this last night. I loved the Jack Sparrow bit. Hee!
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I saw it had come to Netflix and was wondering should I go for it- viewing sorted for this evening so, thank you!
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I wasn’t sure what to make of it at first either – I probably would have turned it off had it been straight up Bolton.
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Oh my god, thank you for recommending. So ridiculous, loved it… His reaction to the dancing cupids after the credits was amazing! 😀
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Stupidly glorious! Well said!
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I bet they won’t put it on the poster though 😉
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I have to admit I was planning on giving this a pass, but after reading your kudos, I think I’ll try this tomorrow. 😀
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Ok…hahahahaaaaaaa….that is funny! Michael Bolten still has a strong voice and knows how to make fun of himself. I’d love to see that special but it seems it’s on Netflix which I don’t get
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Thank God I don’t have Netflix because I refuse to see this abomination. After all, Michael Bolton will always remain a no-talent ass-clown. Was it bad enough that I had to endure my teen years listening to his awful music on the radio because my parents liked it so much? Now he’s given a comeback because he’s cool w/ making fun of himself unaware that he really fucking sucks? I ain’t watching this bullshit. He is and always will be a no-talent ass-clown.
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Ha-ha! Sounds horrifically bad but in a good way!! I think😳
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You know it’s funny me and another blogger were just talking about Jim Carrey yesterday. Time to bring him back.
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I’ve been curious about this and am totally watching it tonight based on this review. I LOVE when people can poke fun at themselves.
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Imagine my surprise when I’m sitting here listening to this video and up comes Bran from the deep singing it at the top of his lungs. Scared the crap out of me! I had NO idea who this guy even was. LOL
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I’m fairly tempted to watch this… more so now. I was actually reading elsewhere that he has a fairly dreadful new album out, too. Bolton making 2017 his year, perhaps.
The burning question for me… Is this better than A Very Murray Christmas? I regretted wasting time watching that one. Handful of genius moments, but rather dull.
How about a Mel Gibson Easter special?
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I feel this is blasphemous from me, but yes it is better.
And I love your idea. My god. Love it.
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Perhaps a pitch to Netflix is on the cards.
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