You all know I’m a chicken shit, so even though I was curious about Jordan Peele’s foray into the horror genre, I still stayed the hell away. So far 2017 has been a banner year for me in terms of a) Not peeing my pants in movie theatre seats and b) Not bursting the blood vessels in my eyes out of sheer panic. But…you all spoke so highly of it. You tricked me into thinking I could take it. I’m looking at you, Jane. She made me believe in myself, goddammit. Totally unwarranted!
The movie itself lulled me into complacency. Chris is a city boy and a photographer, and like many men, he refuses to own nice luggage (the duffel bag thing is creepy and played out guys). Nothing scary there. Daniel Kaluuya is a pleasant surprise in the lead role, affable if somewhat guarded. He strikes me as reasonable right from the beginning, which is nice in a horror film, which are usually filled with air heads who don’t know enough TO NOT GO INTO THE BASEMENT\WOODS\DARK ALLEY. When some vaguely racist shit happens to him (he’s black), he’s just shrugging it off, not because it doesn’t bother him, but because he knows the deal. This is typical bullshit. His (white) girlfriend Rose (Allison Williams), meanwhile, gets all up in arms. Because: racism! It’s news to her! But don’t worry, she says, my parents aren’t racist at all. They’re going to love you.
They don’t love him. Dad (Bradley Whitford) goes out of his way to connect racially. It’s as awkward as you’re thinking. Mom (Catherine Keener) is uneasy, and maybe a little disapproving. Brother is overzealous. The help (the only other black people for miles) ARE FUCKING CREEPY. So yeah, big surprise, Mom and Dad are a little bit racist after all, and Rose is a little bit embarrassed, and Chris is a little bit wary. Read that as: NOT WARY ENOUGH. Even though his excellent friend Rod (Lil Rel Howery) straight up warned him not to go out into suburbia. Always listen to Rod.
Chris inevitably overstays his welcome and I’ll stop there because half the fun of watching this movie is finding out how it’s going to go down. I mean, you pretty much know what’s going to happen, but you get the pleasure of seeing the twisted stuff that comes out of writer-director Jordan Peele’s mind. This whole ugly caper is a great showcase for some social commentary, and if you know Peele’s work, you know he excels at racially-based comedy. He just makes wry observations and presents them in a way we can all laugh at. Turns out he can do the same thing with horror (minus the laughing…actually, plus some laughing. Guilty laughing. Nervous laughing).
And a note about the horror: it’s not so bad. The stuff I was grumbling about up there? That happened in the first 10 minutes, and it’s probably technically not part of the horror at all. It was a dead (well, dying) deer, who was quite vocal about her displeasure. It nearly killed me. The rest was tolerable. Yes, there’s tension: loads and loads of tension (imagine meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time AND getting repeatedly attempted-murdered in one single weekend!). But Peele isn’t exactly trying to horrify you; he’s trying to unsettle you. And he’s doing that exceedingly well.
A big part of why this works is the excellent casting. The performances are solidly on-point at all times, sometimes downright impressive, but no one’s trying to overshadow anyone else. It’s oddly well-balanced for a horror film, and whatever little look-the-other-way moments a horror necessitates, Kaluuya is smooth enough to steer right through. The worst part of this movie is knowing that if Chris survives, he will be defying that age-old stereotype: the black guy dies first. But even if he manages to walk away from knife-wielding assassins, there’s no walking away from racism. That shit will follow you home.
I don’t know if I can handle this….I’d rather see buckets of blood splash onto the camera than have to cringe at people being super awkward!
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Me too. I have an easier time with gore than with anticipation.
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Great review! I liked this one a lot. I agree from a horror standpoint, it’s not that scary. The story is for sure, but nothing too hard to sit through.
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Yeah, I was very happy to have tolerated it. It’s pretty smart and the story’s worth it!
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Great review, cannot wait to see this
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It’s probably the best thing in 2017 so far!
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I can’t do horror movies, but this sounds like an exception to be made.
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Yes, and it’s a little less horrory than most. It’s definitely suspense\thriller, not a lot of graphic violence.
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I can’t do horror either but THIS I will see.
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The mere fact that instead of the usual “black guy dies first” trope, this film turns it on its head. Really interesting stuff.
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Herb always says that, Jay. “Watch this, the black guy or woman always dies first.”
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I really liked this movie. Finally–an entertaining film both film-buff teen and I agree on. 🙂
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Oh, and as always I loved reading your take on it. Your reviews are informative but also have that extra something that invokes emotion, in this case laughter.
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Aw, shucks, thanks.
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Yeah, I can see that happening. Horror is usually panned by critics but this one’s bridging the gap. I usually avoid the genre but this was just too smart to let my fear win.
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Not into horror, but if I was this is one I’d watch. 😀
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I’ve been interested in this since the first trailer came out, so I’m glad to hear you liked it Jay. I’ll definitely be checking this out when it comes out on dvd.💁🏻
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Yes, I feel I can be the champion for us folk: we can do this one!
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😁
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Husband really wants to see this. I’m dreading the tension, even after you saying the horror element (which I was previously dreading more) is low. Still! I’ll go.
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Really keen to see this one, so I’m glad it sounds worthwhile.
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I’m hearing really good things about this one. Not that I’ll go see it. But I don’t go see much, so that’s not really saying anything.
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I’m so glad you gave this one a positive review. I’ve been excited about seeing it, but the trailer is kind of…odd. Glad to hear it’s good!
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Was very pleased with the ending…which in a film like this can result in a thumbs up or thumbs down on recommending it. Highly recommend it as the journey as well as the destination are both highly enjoyable. Read where Peele was toying with the idea of a different finale but glad he went with the choice he ultimately made.
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I”m chicken shit too! If I watch a scary movie I am a total kid about it. Can’t sleep. Bad dreams. The whole nine yards.
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I agree, the horror stuff isn’t really all that scary, but it is unsettling as all hell. Great job by Peele. And great job by you on the review.
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Finally saw this this weekend. It was brilliant–one of the cleverest horror films I’ve ever seen. And also deeply unnerving. The only way the African Americans could have wealth and privilege, the only way they could, in short, be equals was to literally lose their identity.
And that was unsettling because it was still true after I left the theater.
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Definitely need to see this!
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