Do you know how many times I’ve fallen into a man’s arms in my life? None. Nunzo. I’ve fallen plenty. In fact, I just fell on Saturday night. Got punched in the face, took a split second to realize I was badly hurt and pretty stunned, then just started stumbling backward until I ended up on my ass. I fell away from Sean’s arms. Away. As he rather unromantically uttered “Holy shit!” But that’s how falling goes in real life. It’s rarely cute or dainty or half-graceful or utterly feminine or charmingly endearing like it is in the movies. It’s mostly just a failure of limbs and a surplus of embarrassment.
That’s not the only thing Christmas in Vienna gets wrong. It also goes out of the way to shame the leading man about his gift-giving disability: socks and gift certificates??? But also on Saturday night: Sean was gifted both socks and gift certificates by my mother. And you know what? Both were extremely well-received. The socks were an easy sell; they came attractively packaged like they were a pizza, and if there’s anything Sean likes better than warm toes, it’s pizza. So much so that he’ll probably sacrifice the warm toes (or, you know, wear some of his previously owned socks) just to keep the socks looking like pizza. Because he really, really thinks it’s fun. The gift certificate, however, is definitely going to get used. It isn’t just a “get yourself something nice” gift certificate (although that might be perfectly acceptable, particularly for teenagers and young adults who need and want nothing like they need and want cash), it’s for a specific, COVID-safe, Christmas-themed event that we’ll attend with pleasure. It’s thoughtful. Gift certificate and socks. Not quite the punchline Christmas in Vienna makes it out to be.
And yet, and this WILL shock you, so please sit down: Christmas in Vienna may be my favourite Hallmark Christmas movie of 2020 so far. Okay, so yes, there are a few trademark Hallmark clichés. Hallmark probably wouldn’t buy a script that didn’t have them, and the writer (Joie Botkin) has some experience in what Hallmark is buying. But she’s also snuck in a Gremlins reference, a Sound of Music homage, some actually-funny jokes (so rare in a Hallmark movie that you can count them all here, in this one single movie), and perhaps best of all, her script has inspired production to actually film in Vienna. Most Hallmark Christmas movies are filmed in Vancouver or Salt Lake City (though none are actually set there), so an actual European destination is a welcome change, and Vienna is one of the Christmasiest cities in the world. It sparkles with festive spirit, a real boon at the end of a year where no one’s been allowed to travel.
Concert violinist Jess (Sarah Drew) is in Vienna to perform her last professional show. She’s at the top of her game but has lost her passion for music and is ready to retire. While in town, she contentedly soaks up the sights and reconnects with her college roommate Tori (Alina Fritsch) who lives there, and helps her widowed cousin Mark (Brennan Elliott) care for his three kids. He’s a diplomat, and the moving around a lot that comes with the job has helped him stay one step ahead of his heartbreak, but his kids are wary and looking for roots. Is Jess the one to thaw his heart? And what if she stays in Vienna only to have Mark transfer again? Second loves are complicated.
Hallmark movies will always be a niche market and while I definitely don’t want anyone to feel an ounce of shame for their Hallmark game, I also don’t blame anyone who’d really rather not. But if you’re at all in the market, Christmas in Vienna is a notch above the rest.
So glad to hear that you’ve enjoyed Hallmark’s Christmas in Vienna! I feel not an ounce of shame for embracing the Hallmark movies. We’re diverse creatures. That’s the nature of entertainment 🙂
I think the roommates watched this the other night. Glad it’s fairly good.
We really need more information about the getting punched in the face. What happened? Who punched you? Yikes.
And while socks aren’t my favorite gift (I prefer to wear sandals, so socks aren’t needed), gift certificates are generally a great gift. Especially if they’re for a place the recipient loves.
Actually, it wasn’t a person but the seat of my car. I released it to let my niece out of the back (we have a two door of course), and the thing just whipped right into me. I didn’t even see it coming. It probably would have done less damage had it been a person!
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Gift certificates are the best… and honestly all I have the energy to shop for this year 🙂
I have to admit I’d probably have the exact same reaction as Sean. Hope you’re okay!
A black (well yellowish now) eye but otherwise fine.
and there’s no shame in the gift card game – you’ll definitely be sure that the gift they pick themselves will be loved, what else could you want?
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Who the hell would punch you and I hope the police were called in. You are so right that we never fall with perfectly coiffed hair and our one leg stretched out showing how pretty we look in the get up we have on. I have tried to watch some of these flicks and my teeth hurt and I have to turn them off but I didn’t turn this one off mainly because, it takes place in Vienna and shows some of the actual German culture. My mom did not grow up with Krampus(in Bavaria) but with the angel that accompanies St. Nicholas. It showed the famous Christmas markets that actually started in Nuremberg as well as some great scenery that I loved seeing since I am happy to say I have been to. I hope you are feeling better
I hoped you would review this one, Jay. I WILL see it. Sorry you were hurt. That hurts to think about… damn.
My wife watches them (and feels guilty about it). I’ll mention this one to her.