Small rant, hardly even a thing: When we older millennials look back on the teen movies of our youth, yeah, they’re problematic. She’s All That had a cruel but common theme for its time (1999): a popular jock (Freddie Prinze Jr.) made a disgusting bet with his friends that he could transform a loser (Rachel Leigh Cook) into a hottie. It’s a disgusting premise and I totally understand wanting to redeem ourselves, but a simple gender flip was never going to do it. With a teenager girl in the driver’s seat, it’s less sexist but just as gross. We can do better.
The Premise: Padgett (Addison Rae) (but what kind of name is Padgett?) is an influencer with enough followers and pull to earn significant sponsorship, enough to pose as at least as wealthy as her friends at an incredibly affluent high school. When a live feed goes totally wrong, earning both a bad breakup and an even worse meme, her loss of sponsor puts everything in jeopardy. Her plan to win them back involves picking her high school’s biggest loser (Tanner Buchanan) and surreptitiously makeover him into someone not just datable, not just fuckable, but prom kingable.
The Verdict: Part teen romance, part shameless product placement, it’s very easy to not take He’s All That very seriously. Turns out, people still don’t like finding out that they’re bets, and frankly I’m surprised that Padgett’s mommy never warned her against them. Single mother Anna, played by Rachel Leigh Cook, should know better. Matthew Lillard, who also appeared in the original, now more than 20 years ago, plays the high school principal. Lessons will be learned, teenagers will be crowned, if you’re over 30 you’ll feel ancient, social media will be lionized, Kourtney Kardashian will prove behind a shadow of a doubt that she is not an actor, Kiss Me will be covered, and by God, there will be dance offs. For some reason.
Oh. My. God. This sounds like a totally watchable shit show of the first order.
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One word: puke
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Yikes.
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Jay, you have a cast iron stomach to be able to not just watch these things but review them as well.
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I will avoid this one like the plague…
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She’s All That was a film that came out just as I was finishing high school at the time and I saw it a year later and it confirmed everything I hated about high school films at that time. It was shit then and it’s still shit. I have no interest in seeing this new version which is brought to you by this product placement and that product placement and another Kartrashian.
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I’m not surprised about anything you’ve said in this review and I just really wonder if I can stomach the movie …
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Kim Kardashian can’t act??? Wow! But didn’t we already know that before this film. LOL!!
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Hard pass.
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Welcome to the nostalgia years: when the things from your youth are suddenly remade and given the whole reboot/reimagine treatment. It won’t last. And sadly, then they start remaking things from when you were an adult, and then you feel really, really old. (But, conversely, care less, so it evens out.)
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very nice
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