We watch a lot of movies: some we like, most we don’t. The only thing we like more than watching movies is arguing about them.
Matt is a cinephile. He loves movies, watches them obsessively, and knows what the fuck he’s talking about. He’s a familiar face at TIFF and an extraordinary organizer of Oscar pools and parties (he’s just not all that great at winning them – maybe next year, Matt!).
Jay is the most opinionated person on the planet and loves to disseminate her thoughts loudly and proudly. She loves thinker movies and hopes to have lots of rowdy discussions with complete strangers. She loves Bill Murray and Audrey Hepburn and can’t make it through a movie without having to pee.
Sean loves movies with naked boobs and big explosions. He brings down the curve but the other Assholes tolerate him because he usually brings the beer.
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- Most of the movies we see are for free. We get press passes, comped passes, and screeners. Sorry but free movies do not equate to positive reviews. We have all kinds of personal bias but will not be influenced otherwise.
- We want to support indie film so we welcome your screeners but a review is not guaranteed – while studio released films are fair game, we try to stick to the policy of “if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all” when it comes to your low-budget babies.
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What kind of beer?
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Hi Jay- Thanks for following my photography blog, Jane’s Lens. I hope you enjoy my work! I cannot wait to read more of your blog. 🙂
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HI
Thank you so much for finding my blog and liking a post. And commenting. Hope you come back again soon
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Thanks for visiting my humble blook.
Your input (especially lying flattering comments) is welcomed and true opinions will be moderated to smithereens…lol
Please drop by from time to time to share in my bounty of textual shit-and-stuff that I share so willingly!
https://fatmilton.wordpress.com/
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Nice marquee!
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HEY…take your eyes off my package! (jk)
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Thank you for your comment on “Sully Saturdays # 5 Collars!” on OUR RETIRED LIFE.
Yep, Sully sure can do a number on them. I could buy him a new collar but making them for him is fun. This way he has a never ending assortment.
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Hey guys, I’ve nominated you for #CHAMPIONSAWARDS: https://adeleinglasses.wordpress.com/2016/01/25/champions-award/ ❤
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Hey there, Assholes (!), Not my usual thing, and ‘Don’t Panic!’, but I’ve nominated you for a web-log award (which means you’ve won a melodramatically-titled award – yay!), and it’d be sweet if you checked it out. You are under NO obligation to do anything; but you have been named and shamed as a web-log I value. Take that howsoever you choose, and I hope you enjoy!
http://shitsgottastop.wordpress.com/2016/02/06/wonderful-people-gave-me-an-award-1/
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Hey guys, I’ve nominated y’all for a Liebster 🙂 You can find out the details here – http://reelredreviews.net/2016/02/21/2nd-liebster-award/ thanks!
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I luuuuvvvv my movies — glad I found this blog!
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So glad to have you! I hope we get to talk about them a lot – always appreciate new views!
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Greetings Matt, Jay, Sean! I nominated you for a Liebster Award, so if one (or two, or all) of you would like to respond, you’re welcome to. Questions found here:
https://thatothercritic.wordpress.com/2016/05/28/leave-it-to-liebster/
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Hey you three! I’ve nominated you for a Liebster 🙂 You can check out the post here – http://wp.me/p6ltkI-wU
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Guess I’m the only one who hasn’t nominated your for an award but I did want you to know that I love the name of this blog 😉
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Hey, I nominated you for a Sunshine Blogger Award! Click here for details: https://joelwatchesmovies.wordpress.com/2016/08/15/sunshine-blogger-award-nomination/
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I am enjoying your blog, but, what a blog name! Whatever else it does, it certainly IS very memorable 🙂
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yes, and it gets us blocked by firewalls as porn, so that’s fun too! thanks for visiting!
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Hey guys and gal! I’ve nominated you for a Sunshine Blogger Award! You can see the details here: http://wp.me/p6ltkI-xN
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Hi!! I’ve nominated you guys for a Sunshine Blogger Award! For all the details click here! https://evelynfilmfan.wordpress.com/2016/09/01/the-sunshine-blogger-award-2-nominations/
Good luck 🙂 PS I would love to read three kind of answers 😉
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Oy vey, I nominated you too, well, I guess that means you are well-loved… My badge for the Sunshine Blogger may be the coolest on the web ‘tho 😉
https://serendipitousanachronisms.wordpress.com/2016/09/11/sunshine-blogger-award/
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Jay! I nominated you for the blogger recognition award. I don’t think I’ve seen you participating in blog awards. It’s okay if you don’t. I just wanted to give a shout out since I enjoy your stuff so much. You can check it out here:
https://bigandpinkytoes.wordpress.com/2016/09/19/blogger-recognition-award/
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Jay, I love to read your blog, and I’m nominating you for a Sunshine Blogger Award! More details about it here: https://moviemavengal.com/2016/09/26/sunshine-blogger-award/
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You assholes just got nominated for another Sunshine Blogger Award, I’m afraid. https://stuffandthatreviews.wordpress.com/2017/01/28/the-sunshine-blogger-award-has-finally-reached-the-place-where-the-sun-dont-shine/
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I do not know if you do that kind of a thing, but I have nominated you for the Sunshine Blogger Award 2017: https://dbmoviesblog.wordpress.com/2017/01/28/sunshine-blogger-award-2017/
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Love the premise. Looking forward to following!
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Hi I have nominated you for the Sunshine Blogger Award! Check it our here! https://evywrites.wordpress.com/2017/03/12/sunshine-blogger-award-2/
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I love movies…..
Congratulations for your blog!
best regards from Italy 🙂
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You Assholes have a shitload of awards 🙂 I guess that means you’re well loved
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Hi
Thank you so much for visiting my blog and commenting on my posts. Sorry it has taken so long to come and visit yours. Hope you come back again soon
Trina
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Your blog name reminds me of Hancock
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That’s made my day !
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hi, thank you for visiting my simple blog and all the likes, i really appreciated it, i haven’t explore this blog yet, but looking forward for that. the blog name made me nervous at the beginning 😁, sorry, but i hope i can get to know you guys better through your writings.
best regards,
maya
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Great blog. I love movies because they can be educative and entertaining, I think it’s fantastic that you’ve created a platform to share your thoughts and knowledge of the good (and bad) movies out there.
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You have a great blog. Would you like to share your story on “What You Blog About”
what motivated you to start this blog ?
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Nuthin uninteresting here!
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Hi my name is DR. King powerfully and I am blogger. Can you follow me on my blog and like and comments on all of it. Share with other.
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Jay (and Sean!), thanks so much for the views and likes on my “latest” return to WordPress. I hope you and yours are all in good health and doing well. Take care, Bruce
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