We watch a lot of movies: some we like, most we don’t.  The only thing we like more than watching movies is arguing about them.

popcorn2Matt is a cinephile. He loves movies, watches them obsessively, and knows what the fuck he’s talking about. He’s a familiar face at TIFF and an extraordinary organizer of Oscar pools and parties (he’s just not all that great at winning them – maybe next year, Matt!).

popcorn1Jay is the most opinionated person on the planet and loves to disseminate her thoughts loudly and proudly. She loves thinker movies and hopes to have lots of rowdy discussions with complete strangers. She loves Bill Murray and Audrey Hepburn and can’t make it through a movie without having to pee.

popcorn3Sean loves movies with naked boobs and big explosions. He brings down the curve but the other Assholes tolerate him because he usually brings the beer.



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  1. There are paid ads on our site. Yes, we make money from them. Not lots, but still.
  2. Most of the movies we see are for free. We get press passes, comped passes, and screeners. Sorry but free movies do not equate to positive reviews. We have all kinds of personal bias but will not be influenced otherwise.
  3. We want to support indie film so we welcome your screeners but a review is not guaranteed – while studio released films are fair game, we try to stick to the policy of “if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all” when it comes to your low-budget babies.

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Ottawa is built on un-ceded Algonquin Anishinabe territory. The peoples of the Algonquin Anishinabe Nation have lived on this territory for millennia. Their culture and presence have nurtured and continue to nurture this land. We Assholes are glad and grateful to be here.



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  3. Arlene

    Thank you for your comment on “Sully Saturdays # 5 Collars!” on OUR RETIRED LIFE.
    Yep, Sully sure can do a number on them. I could buy him a new collar but making them for him is fun. This way he has a never ending assortment.

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  4. Wick Burner

    Hey there, Assholes (!), Not my usual thing, and ‘Don’t Panic!’, but I’ve nominated you for a web-log award (which means you’ve won a melodramatically-titled award – yay!), and it’d be sweet if you checked it out. You are under NO obligation to do anything; but you have been named and shamed as a web-log I value. Take that howsoever you choose, and I hope you enjoy!

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  9. mayawidi

    hi, thank you for visiting my simple blog and all the likes, i really appreciated it, i haven’t explore this blog yet, but looking forward for that. the blog name made me nervous at the beginning 😁, sorry, but i hope i can get to know you guys better through your writings.

    best regards,


  10. Matilde Mbulo

    Great blog. I love movies because they can be educative and entertaining, I think it’s fantastic that you’ve created a platform to share your thoughts and knowledge of the good (and bad) movies out there.


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