Gringo

Richard and Elaine are co-presidents of a pharmaceutical company that’s doing shady dealings. Harold is the guy they figure won’t ask any questions, so they routinely send him down to Mexico to unknowingly do their dirty work. But Mexico’s a dangerous place to navigate and when the worst happens and Harold places a panicked call from his kidnapper’s lair to his bosses, Richard and Elaine are forced to admit that they’ve let the kidnapping insurance lapse.

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Between buzzing bullets and dark comedy, Gringo goes off-roading in Mexico in the worst way possible. It’s kind of a mess, and an egregious misuse of a serious talented cast, and director Nash Edgerton should know better – he’s Joel’s brother. And I’m not sure this depiction of Mexico wasn’t slightly racist, and politically incorrect. But it is fun to watch Theron and Edgerton play such contemptible baddies, and this is the most fun I’ve seen Oyelowo have on screen. The man has serious range, but to be honest, I think the cost of the rental was justified the moment I saw him rapping along to Will Smith. And while I’m naming the very few things that weren’t wrong with the movie, shout out to makeup artist Francesa Tolot for Charlize’s flawless red pout. Francesca, if you’re reading this, I NEED to know what product you used.

As for the rest of you, I can’t really recommend this hot mess, but as far as dumpster fires go, this one was kind of worth standing around to watch.

 

 

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13 thoughts on “Gringo

  1. Aaron

    “buzzing bullets,” as soon as I saw the picture in the review I knew there would be.

    That’s what Hollywood does.

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  2. allthingsthriller

    This one appeals to me. Sounds a bit like Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and The Nice Guys. I think I’ll warm myself by the dumpster fire and maybe have a hot dog and Chai latte. If they start burning tires–I’m out of there.

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  3. Liz A.

    I saw the trailer…somewhere. Can’t recall where. And promptly put it on my “never ” list. It just looked awful. I guess not so much?

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