The Christmas Lodge

This Christmas rom-com features a threesome: Mary, Jack, and The Lord.

If that sounds like something that doesn’t give you the heebie jeebies, it’s about a woman who visits the dilapidated lodge her family used to host their Christmases at when she was a child. She helps its owner restore it to its former glory, allowing her grieving grandfather one last holiday in a familiar place still haunted by the memory of his wife.

The Christmas Lodge is not good and should not be undertaken unless you like major plot points to come randomly from the bible. It literally asks (and answers): what would Jesus do? And surprisingly, the answer was not: turn the channel.

1 thought on “The Christmas Lodge

  1. ninvoid99

    I bet God is up there right now thinking “why does anyone want to be with me? I’m not a good person to be with. I’m too absorbed in the problems of the world and busy binge-watching The Walking Dead

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