We’ve all been there: it’s late, she’s hot, you take her home even though she’s maybe a little crazy. The sex is good because that’s all there is. Dirty, nasty sex. Classic one night stand. Which is what Kevin thinks he’s doing with Madeline until their hook up turns into her suicide attempt, and he realizes he’s not at her house, he’s at his boss’s house, the one he shares with his wife and kids. Sooo….what the fuck?
Because the plot necessitates it, he can’t call an ambulance in the name of “discretion.” I hate this movie less than 10 minutes in. I have 0% sympathy for 100% of the characters.
A highly qualified foot doctor shows up and slaps her back into consciousness, only to abandon his patient (and his Hippocratic oath), obligating Kevin to “keep her alive” through various contrived soul-baring, post-suicidal flirting sessions. I burst a blood vessel from rolling my eyes so goddamned much.
156 words to say: Not good. Not worth it. Bad bad bad. I could have used its 90 minute run time to drive to the dive bar down the street, make eyes at some loner on a barstool and had my own ill-fated one night stand, and even factoring in some disappointing sex and a persistent case of The Herp, I still might have come out ahead.
ASSHOLES WATCHING MOVIES 
Oh God! This sounds horrible!😕 Nice review though Jay. Thanks for the warning.😊
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I could barely stand to watch it out of the corner of my eye. It was too embarrassing. Like it had spinach in its teeth and I couldn’t bear to tell it.
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Eh … this sounds like a riot. Eh …
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Good lord, sounds dreadful. Thanks for the heads up.
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This sounds very, very bad …how very, very sad:)
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damm. your opening lines.. i thought we had a winner.. oh well, always a delight to read your reviews jay.. ya put a little chuckle into my monday morning 🙂
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What – what the hell?! Haha! I’ve never heard of this movie, but maybe that’s for the best? Sounds like something to hate watch for sure 🙂
– Allie
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I have come to the conclusion that having the characters do the right thing in a story is the best way to go. Not that anyone listens to me…
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Jay,
It sounds like this would be a great movie playing itself in a snuff film.
RR
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Ha!
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Geez…that bad? I’ll stick with Strange Things!😊
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I think that’s a safe bet and I’ll be doing so myself before long!
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Thanks again 🙂
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Wow – did this actually get made and everything? 😄
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For some reason yes. Inexplicable.
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