The Duchess

While the children are outside playing, Georgiana (Keira Knightley) and Charles (Dominic Cooper) among them, Georgiana’s mother is inside, brokering her daughter’s marriage to a man she’s met but twice. She’s not 18 yet but the match will make her a duchess, and by her mother’s standards, that’s more than enough.

Georgiana is so young that she’s actually surprised when the marriage to the much older Duke (Ralph Fiennes) turns out not to be filled with warmth and happiness. He only cares that she produces a male child, and her failure to do so is an embarrassment. Meanwhile, he saddles her with children he’s conceived elsewhere, the least well-kept secret in all of England. And though she’s turned a blind eye to every indiscretion, when he beds her only friend and moves her into their home, it all gets to be a bit too much. With no other option, Georgiana must tolerate it, as she tolerates all else. None of her hats and dresses can make her happy so she does the only thing she can: she takes a lover. Remember childhood friend Charles? Georgiana certainly does.

I saw this streaming on Netflix and was surprised I hadn’t seen it. Now that I have, I’m less surprised. I didn’t need this in my life. It’s not bad, it’s just very generic. It feels like a movie I’ve seen before and it even, in some ways, reminded me of another Keira Knightley film, Colette. It’s a period drama with a very slight feminist bent. She discovers sex! Turns out, it’s not all about your husband raping you until pregnant. Sometimes it even feels good. There. I spoiled it for you. Sorry/not sorry. It’s a literal bodice ripper (and such a shame, the hair and costumes are the only real thing this movie has going for it) – if it was a book it would be a Harlequin, with Fabio on the cover, and I’d feel much more embarrassed about having read it. Instead I’m mostly just mildly annoyed. Georgiana is apparently a distant relative of Princess Diana so the film was marketed using the Diana angle as heavily as it could (“There were three people in her marriage”) for a movie that has absolutely nothing to do with her. Shameless, of course, but when your film’s this bland, what else can you do? Ralph Fiennes’ stockings aren’t exactly selling tickets.

 

9 thoughts on “The Duchess

  1. Liz A.

    I take exception to your comparison to this of romance novels. Romance novels are way, way more interesting than this. Especially historicals. Current authors tend to look for more interesting angles, like a woman throwing over a future duke because she wants to care for her deceased sister’s bastard child (who her mother sold away). So, future duke joins the army and goes to fight in the Revolutionary War.

    So, warning heeded. I won’t look this one up on Netflix.

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  2. ninvoid99

    I actually liked this film. Yes, Ralph Fiennes’ character is a despicable person but he did at least had some interesting qualities. For me, it was Hayley Atwell that brought everything together.

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  3. Endless Weekend

    I find myself looking forward to your reviews not only because they almost always leave me smiling (sometimes lol-ing!), but because they tell me what movies NOT to watch. Thank you for saving hours of my life! (Sincere comment) I think Keira Knightley excelled in Pride and Prejudice…

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