Roped just recently popped on Netflix and what you need to know about it is this: it’s like Footloose, but for people who don’t like movies.
You see, the rodeo has come to the wrong town, a small but self-identified “progressive” town in which Councilman Robert Peterson (Casper Van Dien), a staunch vegetarian and animal rights activist, basically convinces the townspeople to run the rodeo out. But he doesn’t count on his teenage daughter Tracy (Lorynn York) undermining his efforts. First it’s a small rebellion at the local diner where Tracy openly orders a cheeseburger. Next she goes to the fair grounds and – if you’re under 16, you’d better not look at this next part, it gets ugly – she Instagrams some sheep (no, that’s not a euphemism). And you know what they say: it’s a slippery slope between cell phone snaps and murder. And wouldn’t you know it, Tracy falls in love with a rodeo cowboy named Colton (Josh Swickard). The worst has happened. He immediately infects her with his side of the story. Her father forbids the relationship of course, because the town is into animal rights, not women’s rights.
But just like Romeo and Juliet, their forbidden teenage love eventually inspires the two warring sides to consider each other’s positions – but only after tragedy.
Roped is a very cheaply made and flimsy feeling film in the Hallmark style of romance over substance. Which, frankly, might be what you’re looking for this quarantine. It’s undemanding, harmless, and wholesome. It’s not a good movie, but I bet it pairs well with a big glass of fruity wine with an ice cube or two floating in it. Cheers.
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Casper Van Dien? No thanks. He sucks ass.
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I’m not that bored, but I’m glad you could watch it, you darling.
Is the same story, the “teenage” girl looks too old, cheese dialogues, don’t waste your time
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Worst ending to a movie in my recent memory.
Worst movie. I feel like a conservative who didn’t pass high school def wrote the script
If the last 30 minutes had been cut to 10, it might have been o.k. The Swickards are pleasant to look at, and their acting is o.k.