For better or worse, it’s here, the first look at Suicide Squad.
First of all, oh my god, does anyone really want this many origin stories all at once? My head will implode. Warning you now, Sean: green plants will be required. In abundance.
Dorkly.com featured an article about a fan theory on Jared Leto’s Joker – are we buying it?
You know what I’m not buying? Will Smith. I know his career really needs a hit right now, but I’m just not sure I’m ready for any more Will Smith.
Some of the Joker – Jason Todd “evidence” comes right from the big man himself, Batman, in this little thing also unveiled at Comic Con:
How many good guys are left? How many stayed that way?
I’m really over Jesse Eisenberg. Like, he can just go back into the little suitcase from which he escaped. Totally over him.
Damn I wish ole Butt Chin Affleck wasn’t so sexy.
Also, Jesse Eisenberg refers to Batman and Superman as day vs night, which I misheard at first as gay – and I literally thought, um, which one?
Now, gun to head, you can only see one of these movies, which one’s it gonna be?