You’ve already seen this movie. If it differs much from The Perfect Storm, I can’t remember how. But The Perfect Storm was a much better movie, and I’ll tell you why: it’s because you cared whether the characters lived or died. The Finest Hours does not care to imbue you with any such worry. The men on the sinking ship are hardly known to us. Their leader, played by Casey Affleck, is so poorly drawn that all we know about his life off the boat is that he doesn’t have one. And yet we still like this guy more than Chris Pine, a grunt at the coast guard with a chip on his shoulder. What we know about him: he rejects his girlfriend’s proposal for an unknown reason and then accepts in order to avoid a fight, but then neglects to mention\get permission from his commanding officer (Eric Bana), and won’t pick up the phone to tell her goodbye (won’t even answer the phone when SHE calls HIM) even though he’s about to go on a suicide mission. Helluva guy.
But you know. He’s broody. He’s let men die before and he’s not going to do it this time, even if it kills him and everyone he knows. His crew is pretty nervous about this plan but it’s either meet their fate in the ocean or go home and marry a pretty girl, so of course he sallies forth. And don’t worry, they’re successful.I do not believe I am spoiling anything in telling you this because you know exactly what kind of movie this is going in: man vs. nature. Man must triumph (and then return home to be cowed by a 22 year old woman with red lips).
Chris Pine is no George Clooney and though I wouldn’t call The Perfect Storm an altogether perfect movie, The Finest Hours does pale in comparison, and compare you must. And I don’t mean a Canadian’s legs after a long, hard winter pale. I mean an anemic, Irish zombie who’s locked in a closet and is starving for brains pale. A couple of reviews ago I asked what’s blacker than black, and I got my answer. So today I’m wondering: what’s the whitest shade of pale? And disappointingly, it’s white. White is the lightest possible colour on the spectrum, so even if we found something whiter than white, that would just become the new white and we’d have to come up with a new shade name for old white that’s not ghost white or snow white or white smoke, since those are already taken (And are all darker than white, and don’t tell me you can’t tell!).
Should you watch it? No one’s stopping you. It’s a perfectly serviceable rescue drama where you know exactly how things will play out based on the title alone. It won’t impress you much, but maybe after a hard week of work and a large bowl of popcorn at your disposal, that’s all you need.
Even the previews I saw were bland!
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Right??
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This movie was just so boring and I didn’t care about the characters. There was just no development here whatsoever.
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The only thing that changed is the weather!
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Don’t forget Eric Bana and his Southern/New England accent
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On the miss list!
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It still sounds better than whatever replaced it at the drive-in, which was so forgettable I can’t think of its name.
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ok… looks like another one for cable 🙂 thanks Jay
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I had a hunch this will be a meh kind of movie. I like Chris Pine but his character here sounds so boring. I haven’t seen Perfect Storm so might watch that instead.
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Yeah, the character’s not super likeable. And Pine’s doing a pretty bang-on Affleck impression the whole time.
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I love your discourse on ‘white’!
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So glad you are not recommending this, Jay. I really liked The Perfect Storm. Many reasons including interesting characters! That it was a true story set in the area my great grandfather built stone walls and buildings also added to our interest. My second cousin filmed his own video of the perfect storm, which he later sold to National Geographic, I believe. It may have been to the local news channel. We were proud of the fact the Gloucester fishermen were strong and survivors. 🙂
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Yes that’s right, you have to care about the people, there has to be some investment.
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I’m sorry to hear that. I was hoping for something good from this one But it didn’t even stick around long enough for us to go see it!
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Not surprising. It’s pretty meh. It’s fine if there’s nothing else on, but it just doesn’t have the traction.
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Mnah. Reckon I’ll give this a miss.
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Sounds like a watery bowl of bland with a vapid dash of “meh.” Thanks for sparing me of this one.
And after all, if I wanted to watch the humdrum unfolding of uninspired mediocrity, I’ve always got my life. 🙂
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I bet that even without occasionally drowning at sea your life is more watchable that this. At least it’s unique!
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Chris Pine isn’t that bad! In other movies. In this one, I don’t think I’ll ever know.
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Oh dear. 🙂
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