Catherine and Ben are a couple of brilliant scientists who decide to distinguish their research from the pack by becoming field scientists like no one ever has before. They get an enthusiastic financial backer and retreat to a cabin in the woods where they’ll put nature vs nurture to the ultimate test, asking: could we ever have been anyone other than who we are?

Catherine (Toni Collette) is pregnant, and she and Ben (Matthew Goode) plan to raise their son contrary to his genetic predisposition; the son of scientists will be nurtured toward the artistic. To flesh out their research, they adopt two more children, a girl from dimwit parents who will be nurtured to have high intellect, and a boy adopted from BirthmarkedFeat-1300x867violent people who will be ushered toward pacifism. Thus pass 12 years. But as time goes by, it seems evident that the kids aren’t tending toward any kind of genius. They’re mediocre, leaning toward their natural tendencies. Their benefactor isn’t pleased with the results. And with competing research on the brink of publishing, he’s pushing for things to be rather brought to a head, without seeming to realize that these are actual children we’re talking about. And though Catherine is properly horrified by the thought, Ben is perhaps slower to protest.

Birthmarked is an interesting premise, and well-acted; aside from Toni Collette, who is an absolute boss and can do no wrong, never has, I was particularly pleased by a pop-up role from Xavier Dolan muse and frequent collaborator, Suzanne Clement. But these extremely talented folk seem to ramble around in a script that needed a lot of tightening. Rambling to no particular avail, either – blink and you’ll miss the “climax” which is not a word that adequately describes something simply ending. Birthmarked felt a lot like Captain Fantastic‘s ugly cousin – looser, less successful. And since it falls way short of the oddball charm I hope like heck it was aiming for, the whole thing feels a lot more like…well, child abuse. None of the characters is the true star, so the whole thing feels rather pointless and lusterless, and I can’t help but wish it was directed by nearly anyone else since nearly everyone else has a point of view, and that’s what I missed the most in this movie with a good idea and zero execution.

11 thoughts on “Birthmarked

  1. J.

    Toni Collette is popping up in loads of stuff recently. Or at least it seems that way, anyhoo. I like her loads… like you say, she’s always great… she could maybe have steered clear of this one by the sounds of it.

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  2. Liz A.

    This just sounds like child abuse. It reminds me of that “experiment” someone did ages ago, raising children without… Was it sound? Talking? Something like that.


  3. terrepruitt

    I was hoping it would be funny. It was not. The only scene that was funny – to me – was when the couple was proposing the experiment. I mean, those people DID look like idiots!


  4. bg

    i was also rather let down by the whole movie as well. it had a real chance to really explore the whole nature/nuture outside the box , unfortunately didn’t strike any new ground and i thought became more a movie about selfish puppeteering parents . love your reviews ,kindest regards bg 🙂😎🙂


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