1: serving of vegetables eaten by Assholes during TIFF (and it was a McFudge salad at McDonald’s – desperate times, people!)
2: number of meals skipped from being too tired
3: number of meals skipped from being too busy
5: number of times Jay and Sean got swag and Matt did not
7: out of eleven days of TIFF attended
9: movies that made Jay cry (longest run: 3 in a row – rough day)
12: number of times we saw something directed by a woman!
15: actual, alarming amount of burgers consumed by Assholes during TIFF
15.5: kilometers covered on foot, just walking back and forth between theatres
16¼ : approximate hours spent by Sean, waiting in line
17: actual number of blisters incurred by Jay
24: times in 7 days I saw that stupid L’Oreal commercial
34: total number of films seen by one Asshole or another (movies with happy endings: 2?)
34: also the number of times Jay agonized about whether to pee before or after the movie (accidents: 0 – happily reported)
35: hours Jay spent watching movies
39: number of pages of notes taken by Jay (legible ones: maybe half, if I’m lucky; theatres be dark!)
40: years of TIFF
50: times we had our tickets torn
197: dollars spent on parking
346: days until we get to do it again
ASSHOLES WATCHING MOVIES 
Wow! Impressive numbers!! Only 2 happy endings? I’m pouting from here 🙂
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Well, I guess it depends how you define happy ending.
Like, is it happy if the person dies but the cause gets a boost?
Or, if the person dies but her friend soldiers on?
Or, if the person dies, but got what was coming to them?
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Hahahahaha, if the good person dies in not so happy the ending 🙂
I’m not sure you ever read that I was only dating Adam Sandler until the sucker made me weep 🙂 (And almost puked on Big Daddy… And after like 5 days I saw it, you wrote about the scene and I had to gag again!!) 😀
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🙂 Is that it? All done now?
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That’s all she wrote.
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well good job to Los Tres Compadres! Have loved making a new list!
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Ha, glad to hear there were no pee-pee accidents. That’ll turn a movie experience sour pretty quickly.
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Tiny bladder gone spastic from all the aspartame = constant worry and monitoring and emptying, repeat.
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A vicious cycle no doubt!
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And a good time was had by all 😂😂😂😂👍🏻
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This is very cool! #1 cracks me up, I think #15 is implied based on that, ahah. #12 made me happy, of course we need more but hey it’s a start! Great job everyone, hopefully I can join you one day at TIFF 😀
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100: times I screamed, “YOU LUCKY DOGS!” whilst reading this post.
I so envy you. I’d give my left lung to attend. But I’m happy for you all. Really.
10,000: times I may have to silently repeat that until it becomes true.
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SUCH FUN! I’m so jealous of you guys, but so happy for you too. One day…one day I’ll get there!
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Incredible effort. Well done. Really enjoyed reading all of your shenanigans.
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It is funny, I originally told myself I would be eating healthy at TIFF this year and that went out of the window by Day 2. Like you guys, burgers became the unofficial food of choice for the festival this year.
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Haha, great list. Glad you guys enjoyed the festival.
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