Tom Hanks & John Oliver at Tribeca

The line to see Tom Hanks and John Oliver in conversation together wrapped well around the venue on Friday night. Sean and I had just seen High-Rise over in Chelsea and had 3374991A00000578-3555220-image-a-136_1461420263964braved a crowded rush-hour subway to get back down to Tribeca and run right past the Ghostbusters building to arrive breathless at the Borough of Manhattan Community College only to be redirected to another entrance that meant dragging my swollen, sprained ankle several more blocks with the remnants of my back surgery burst open and freely bleeding just so that we could stand in line for 40 minutes and then be denied a seat. Denied a seat? But we had tickets in hand – tickets we’d paid for three weeks prior! But us, and the two people in front of us, and the hundred or hundreds behind us (hard to tell) were denied entrance because they’d way, way, way oversold the event and we were shit out of luck. We were also really, really pissed.

We weren’t yet yelling at the security guys because lots of other people were beating us to it. But when someone came out to the velvet ropes to say that one single seat had been found and was there a single person in the crowd, most of us just looked at our partners and shrugged. Except Sean. What Sean did was slap a ticket in my hand and shove me large_large_tom-hanks-2toward the guy with the clipboard. He unclipped the rope and I was being ushered alone up a sad, empty red carpet, the very one we’d just watched John Oliver and Tom Hanks ascend, me still lumping my sore and swollen ankle along. I wasn’t happy to be going in alone and it was only the element of surprise that made me do it. I felt awful that Sean would sit outside with his $50 ticket to nothing, after having driven all the way from another bloody country, while I would be tickled fairly pink. Maybe even almost red. But the guy with the clipboard was so impressed with Sean’s self-sacrifice he basically invented another seat for him and got him in, even though he had to stand. I felt a little guilty because the couple in front of us rightly deserved those seats but hadn’t thought to split up (and actually, we’d already seen a few other singles be plucked from the line behind us) and a little guilty about the dozens and dozens behind us who hadn’t gotten in either, and super mad at the fuckfaces at Tribeca who oversold the event and didn’t tell anyone. But mostly I just felt elation the minute those two men took the stage, and fuck everyone else.

Some highlights of the evening:

-Tom said that without Oliver, our lives would be “void of outrage”

-He then made a reference to the Merv Griffin show so random and outdated that Oliver claimed that the lady holding the “Kiss Me” sign had slowly lowered it.

-Hanks cautioned us against asking “lazy journalistic questions”, basically anything starting with “What was it like…” and claimed that he was often accosted on red carpets

Tribeca Talks Storytellers: Tom Hanks With John Oliver

with “Just one question from Argentina!” and that one question invariably being something incredibly insipid. Oliver agreed that really Argentina should be asking for advice on their desperate economic situation.

-Hanks said that his distaste for social media was because he’d “peaked in the 90s” and Oliver ribbed him about using Twitter as a lost and found (you can Google it- Tom often posts pictures of wallets or lost gloves and tries to reunite them with their owners).

-Hanks and Oliver spar over the American Revolution, and we all find out that Hanks does an atrocious British accent.

-Hanks discusses the first movie he remembers going to the theatre to see – 101 Dalmations – and how it scarred him ever so deeply. Oliver then asks “So how the fuck did you become an actor?”

-Oliver claims E.T. as the first movie he saw in theatres, and his ensuing heartache over Elliott not joining E.T. in the end, which prompts Hanks to ask “How old are you???” (he’s 38).

-Oliver asked what kind of people Hanks prefers to work with, other than them “not being a giant asshole” to which Hanks replied “Sometimes that works.”

-Hanks did an awesome impression of Ron Howard, and confessed to learning about camera angles from Kevin Bacon on the set of Apollo 13. Bacon would suggest Howard use a “BFCU” of KB, which, for those of you not in the know, is a big fucking close up of Kevin Bacon. “God bless Kevin Bacon,” said Hanks.

-To see him do an impression of Robert Zemeckis (director of Forrest Gump, who he calls “Bob”), listen to what he learns from his failures.

-The work Tom’s most proud of? That Thing You Do, which featured his whole family, and was basically one giant love-in to make. He is particularly proud of the scene where the band hears their single on the radio for the first time because – name drop! – Bruce Springstein once told him that he’d experienced it himself exactly like that.

-Hanks told us that the genius of Invictus was that Clint Eastwood never taught us a single thing about rugby.

-The most obscure thing a fan ever yelled at him? “Little boat!” –  a line from the movie Splash which Tom himself had a very hard time placing, and almost had to IMDB himself just to scratch the itch.

-Which of his characters would he most like to have a beer with? Charlie Wilson, hands down.

-On the Disneyfication of characters:

-Hanks said “Movies that celebrate their own nostalgia are a waste of time” and I hope to god he meant Everybody Wants Some!!

-His most exhausting role? Woody, from Toy Story.  “It’s hideous making those movies” he claimed.

Anecdote after anecdote, Tom Hanks proved himself worthy of storyteller status. To those of you who didn’t make it in, I wish I could tell you you didn’t miss much, but the truth is, it was an unforgettable evening.

 

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28 thoughts on “Tom Hanks & John Oliver at Tribeca

    1. Jay Post author

      I know. It was incredible. He really, really lived up to the “storyteller” umbrella. It was fun, funny, refreshing, and so nice to hear things that never make it into the official interviews.

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  1. Carrie Rubin

    Wow, how cool you got in. And what a sweetie your husband is. His chivalry was rewarded in the end. That’s a story and a memory you’ll have forever. Glad the program was worth all the effort it took to get there.

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    1. Jay Post author

      I know. Sean tried to push me in a couple of times and I refused. I would have preferred if he was the one to go in but I knew he wouldn’t, and that we were running out of time, and something just made me say fuck it. So glad I did! I do still feel sorry for those who didn’t get it though. Not fair.

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    1. Sean

      Fortunately Jay said something to the staff as they were letting her in, and about 5 minutes later a guy in a suit and earpiece pointed at me and asked if I was the guy whose wife had gone in without me. They found me a place to stand so I only missed the introduction.

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  2. kmSalvatore

    wow… just wow!!! and im so glad it worked out at least for the 2 of you.(Sorry Sean)
    it truly sounds like an incredible evening. i remember when he had the sitcom , of course now the name escapes me.. about 2 guys dressing as woman to live cheaply in an all female building. and ive watched him ever since!!

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    1. Sean

      I got to sneak in at the end so it worked out for me. A lot of people were not so lucky though. I think I was the very last person admitted and as I was going in I saw that the line still went all the way down the block and around the corner of the auditorium.

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      1. Sean

        The dumbest part is even though they oversold the venue by a lot, they still had a “rush” line so a bunch of people without tickets also got to wait around and not get in.

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    2. Jay Post author

      Bosom Buddies!
      Yes, John Oliver asked what his favourite thing to be was – actor, producer, writer, director, or “being an American treasure”. Tom was embarrassed, but he really is.

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  3. Lloyd Marken

    “But mostly I just felt elation when these two men took to the stage and fuck everyone else.” Well at least you’re honest. But seriously good drills Sean and glad you both got to get in. Nice write up and videos too.

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  4. StephLove

    I’m glad you and Sean both got in. Noah had to watch a movie about the 60s and write a paper about it for his history class and he chose Apollo 13. Beth and I watched it with him– one of the great things about having a kid in a humanities program is you get to do the fun stuff, watch the movies, go to the plays, read the books, etc. and then you don’t have to do the homework on them. Anyway, it reminded me how much I like Tom Hanks. Maybe that’s I peaked (as a movie goer) in the 90s, too.

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    1. Jay Post author

      Hanks actually spoke about his preference for movies that go back in time – especially to the WW2 era. He thinks cell phones make it harder to tell interesting stories, because you can never keep two characters apart anymore, and you can never have an unknown so we all walk around with insta-knowledge. I thought it was a fair point.

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  5. Divorce With Me

    I am SO jealous! This sounds like one of the best chats to ever witness! The clever banter, the most interesting people, the buzz from the audience, the sheer luck on your part to take the single ticket… Sounds like the best night!! (Btw, I already thought Sean was wonderful but he gets MAJOR points for being such a gentleman!!!) ❤️

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