It’s possible that Live By Night will give hope to mopey gangsters everywhere by raising awareness of their difficult, stressful lives. It can’t be easy making money hand over fist by preying on the working class, especially when other bad guys are constantly trying to pick fights with you. In that small way, Ben Affleck (a.k.a. the director of Argo and the Town) has done those poor souls a great service by finally addressing this important topic and bringing their suffering to light.
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It’s clearly long past time for Matt Damon to stage an intervention. Affleck has lost his way and next on his list of mopey outlaws is the Batman. There can now be no doubt that Affleck will use that movie like he used this one, to share his people’s plight by bringing more one-percenter depression to the silver screen. I can neither tolerate another bad Batman movie nor refrain from seeing whatever schlock is put onscreen starring a comic book character (I am so far gone I thought the Logan trailer looked good). Help me, Matt Damon, you’re my only hope!
Putting aside my Batman-related angst and focusing on Live By Night, Affleck is the core of what is wrong with the movie, which I suppose is inevitable since he directs, stars and wrote the screenplay. I suspect he’s even disappointed in himself. He should be, because if nothing else the role he has created for himself is a terrible one. The lead character is remarkably unsympathetic and no amount of teary-eyed inner conflict or monotone monologuing in voiceover form (because this character doesn’t like to express feelings aloud) can change that. On top of that, his hats make him look ridiculous, and there are so many hats.
Affleck the writer/director also does himself no favours by all but omitting action scenes from this gangster tale. Worse, the film’s few action scenes are as a jumble of tommy-gun-wielding maniacs shooting at each other that leave the viewer unclear as to who’s on whose side (spoiler alert: the guys doing the killing are the ones on Affleck’s character’s side). Affleck also completely wastes Brendan Gleeson, Zoe Saldana, Chris Cooper, Elle Fanning, and most egregiously Agent Coulson (though Jay took Chris Messina’s bad teeth and pot belly hardest but at least Messina got a decent amount of screen time).
In case you can’t tell by now, Live By Night is not a good movie, not by a long shot. I should have seen Patriots Day instead. Did you hear that, Affleck? I should have seen a Mark Wahlberg-Peter Berg joint rather than this mess. You’re an Oscar winning writer, dammit! Go think about what you’ve done and get your shit together before you ruin Batman too.
Maybe they won’t let him fook Batman, fingers xt.
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But who’s going to stop him? Not Zack Snyder, that’s for sure!
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They forget how much fun superheroes used to be, that’s where Marvel wins out!
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I miss Christian Bale…..this is a shame because it looks good on the trailers, but then again, it is Ben Affleck:)
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He did do good with The Accountant though.
‘…Help me, Matt Damon, you’re my only hope!…’ … Perfect!!! 😀
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Yeah I’m gonna pass on this
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You saved the day – no money will be spent on this flick. I appreciate that!
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I thought Gone Girl, Argo and The Town were great stories well acted and directed. Indeed, Affleck has proved himself a fine director and if in the right role, a decent actor. Sounds like he’s chosen the wrong story here.
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Affleck has a solid body of work already and he hasn’t been in the director’s chair for that long. I chalked it up as well to a bad choice of material (which is not to denigrate the book, I just don’t see there being a good movie here with or without Affleck).
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Saw the trailer for this when I caught Rogue One and thought it looked fairly dreadful. Usually the trailer is used to sell the movie…
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He kind of looks like Warren Beatty in that last pic. Might have to skip this one.
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Good comparison. Not sure whether that was what he was going for but it’s very Dick Tracy.
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It really is.
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Ben Affleck, no hat:
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Ben Affleck, hat:
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I’ve never heard so much disdain from you, Sean. I can’t really disagree. I thought the movie was held together by some very weird\distracting stitching
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This one didn’t call to me in the first place. I’ll definitely give it a pass.
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