Will Smith was right to avoid this one. Honestly, he must be embarrassed for his likeness to have made a brief appearance in this debacle. Jeff Goldblum should feel even worse for having taken the money to appear in this thing. Independence Day: Resurgence is every bit as terrible as you’ve heard. Now that it’s on Netflix, I felt I had to check it out to be sure. I am writing this solely to ensure you don’t make the same mistake.
Independence Day: Resurgence starts out terribly and does not improve one bit. If anything it gets dumber as it goes, by taking us to a moonbase, then having an alien ship that measures 3,000 miles across sneak past all Earth’s defences, and then creating a totally unnecessary back story for the aliens involving a different alien/robot/spaceship. Well, totally unnecessary except that it conveniently sets up a sequel! Do me a favour and stay off Kickstarter if you think a third Independence Day sounds like a good idea.
It’s just a mess. Like peeing your pants, which two of our heroes admit to doing after one of several mediocre action scenes. Billy Madison made peeing your pants cool, but Liam Hemsworth and Travis Tope prove here they cannot pull off the same thing. Not that I could pull it off either but at least I know enough not to try. Despite what my love of comic book movies may suggest, I’m not six years old.
If you are still on fence about this movie then I’ve failed, and in that case I have to wonder whether you were worth saving anyway. Independence Day: Resurgence gets a score of 3 soiled undies out of ten.
This was bad. Now let’s take a moment to remember who made me watch this…
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Jeff Goldblum?
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Truly groan-worthy … I give it half a Battlefield Earth, for effort! 😀
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Oooh I like that rating!
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Ok ok ok! Will not watch. Thanks for the save.
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P.s that is a badass review, sold me.
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Oh, this movie was so bad and such a disappointment, especially with all the hype that was put into it.
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Not to mention the 20 years’ worth of anticipation! There should be a drop-dead date on sequels, like if it’s been more than 10 years you have to make it a stand alone film.
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Oh yeah…most definitely. They had 20 years to make a great sequel and they give us a pile of poo with Resurgence.
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One for the pointless films section. Looked dire.
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This looks fantastically awful. Friends of mine saw it in the cinema and said it was a masterpiece. Never to be viewed, they warned. I guess movies like this exist to remind us that the first one wasn’t any good either.
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At least the first one was fun in its stupidity. This one had nothing to offer.
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I’m still ashamed I paid for a cinema ticket for this pile of garbage…sigh.
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I had skipped this one because I assumed Judd Hirsch wouldn’t be in it, but a quick check reveals he is. And if it’s now on Netflix, well…I don’t care how bad it is. Maybe I’ll just skip through the action sequences and pretend it’s a lighthearted Jewish comedy.
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Considering that the first film was dreck as well, I have no desire to see this crap. I wonder if Aliens fart and ask their loved ones to pull their finger?
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It was so bad I refused to even review it hahaha
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Excellent choice on your part! I should be so principled.
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TBH I kind of adored it for its cringeworthy awfulness, but I’m a great lover of terrible movies and not to be trusted.
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Too late, I actually paid money to see this in theaters…ugh. The one saving grace is that it is so spectacularly bad, I spent the entire time laughing my ass off…and not at any of the supposed “jokes” they kept slinging at us.
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I’m with you Sean – I don’t need to pee myself or watch
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